10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson