10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel