10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword