10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek