10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?