10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.