10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)