10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth