10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier