10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.