10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery