10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.