10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003