10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• It's Free To Fold...
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "No river, no fish."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.