10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event