10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."