10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event