10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Welcome to kicker school
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes