10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.