10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.