10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.