10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway