10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."