10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• It's Free To Fold...
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks