10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)