10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)