10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.