10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)