10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "No river, no fish."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.