10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?