10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph