10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson