10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier