10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.