10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.