10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.