10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Welcome to kicker school