10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!