10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"