10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"