10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.