10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die