10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "No river, no fish."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!