10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.