10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters