10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.