10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is for loners.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.