10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson