10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Fold and live to fold again
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim