10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"